fuck you mosquito.
fucking suck my blood out from 11 different areas… fatass bitch.
so today i went to pee at baby’s house and his dog Teddy came in with me. while i was peeing he peed on the rug/mat inside the restroom. when i finished i called for babe so he can clean it lol, as he was in the restroom i attempted to grab my phone right after flushing the toilet ‘cause i had placed it on the box thing behind the toilet and it slipped and fell in the toilet. my...
Child harness or "leash" backpacks
ohsomichelle: Whatever that retarded shit is. I seen so many mothers at work have their children wear those backpacks and them holding onto the leash. I’ve also seen them pull onto the leash like an owner would to a dog. wtf… Okay if you want safety how bout you just hold they damn hand like a normal mother or carry them. Or keep them in a stroller, plus they’ll be more contained there when...
15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
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samboob: im fucking weakkk
my mama is the type of lady to bitch and bitch and bitch at you if she knows she’s right. she wont stfu at all cause she loves to argue. she’s a lady with mind. and yeah, toward me she can be unreasonable as fuck, but whatever.. she has every right to do that until i’m legal. today i went with her to the bank to make an account or whatever the fuck. and my pops was saying some...
When you're taken,
fuckitvictoria: Be commited or don’t be with the person at all. That person that’s already attracted and faithful enough to be with you is hoping that you two will last. Don’t be the person to lead them on and flirt with other people behind their back. Like seriously? If you didn’t want to be in a relationship that you know you’re not going to be commited to then don’t be in one at all. this...
nhichau: gtfo-: kswizzleee: Always let your girl have one of your jackets. No matter what, she’ll love that jacket more than anything. Why? Because it has your scent on it. It reminds her of being in your arms and it makes her feel safe and special wearing it. She’ll always want to wear it because it’s the closest thing she has to being in your arms. Guilty. Yeup!
i remember when tumblr was hella lowkey and wasnt a trend… ~goodtimes.
12251441514: Do you ever have that ill feeling when you’re holding your significant other’s hand & it just doesn’t feel right? Hands are meant to puzzle-like pieces that fit right into each other. But when there’s an argument or a problem, suddenly the grasp isn’t as tight or their hand becomes more emotionless than usual. It sucks ass because it feels like you’re holding onto something...
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Wanna Know Why You're Hurting?
missandreamarcelo: carolnyn: You’re being attached to someone who’s being distant towards you. You’re paying attention to someone who ignores you. You’re making time for someone who’s too busy for you. You’re too caring to someone who seems careless towards you. You keep waiting on someone who keeps stalling on you. Relevant..